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Olympics and India

First complete your homework and studies, then go and play."

Just because of this one sentence India has lost thousands of Olympic golds!!

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Doctor and Student

Similarity between doctor and student:.

Doctor after operation and student after exam give same answer.. 

"We tried our best, can't say anything now."

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Rahul Gandhi series

Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - Now we know you are the Rahul Gandhi..

 

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Rahul Series

Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay  - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!!

 

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