Modi - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Rahul Gandhi - I can eat 6 apples.
Modi - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Rahul Gandhi: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Rahul Gandhi to Digvijay - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Digvijay - I can eat 10.
Rahul Gandhi - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!!
There was this auntie, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of going for her usual dance routine everyday.
Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?"
Auntie replied: "whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, daughter-in-law would always ask: "if your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?"
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, hence I am learning to swim myself!"
Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?"
Husband replied:"I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you."
Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what"
Husband replied: "Then you will surely die, for I can't swim , and my mom will definitely save me first."
A lawyer was asked: What is your opinion on Ramayana and Mahabharat?'
"One is a Kidnapping case and the other is a Land dispute case"
judge : are u divorcing ur wife?
husband : we have major religious differences!
judge : what are those differences??
husband : she thinks she is a goddess, i don't!