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Men will be Men-
The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore,
I've gone to stay at my Mom's place!!
"Husband opened the fridge, the beer was cold. He starts to drink one and says,
"What the hell was she talking about???"
"Fridge is working fine!
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son-in-law. 'Yes, Dad, what is it?'
'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well if something happens to me your mother in law is going to come and live with you.'
The surgery was a great success..
Teacher : Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one Egg?
Santa : Female Ego ji,
Rejection without reason