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Ambanis

Mukesh Ambani Asks Anil Ambani, "Can I kiss ur wife TINA? ?? ANIL Says, "40Ps/Min". ???? TINA Shouts from inside, "Don't cheat your brother at least! RELIANCE To RELIANCE is FREE.

Husband

husband puts a notice in front of his residence: FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ... with backup server called "Mother In Law" Happy Sunday.

Doctor's Funny Reply To Patient

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Santa and Ambani

Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta Santa ji: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi.... Bech di

Power cuts

New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ? NURSE : Power Cuts! BABY : Ohhh teri...Phir se India mein paida ho gaya