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Jim's Birthday

Its Jim's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.
At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you?
WIFE: How does he know you?
JIM: We play Golf together!
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim?
WIFE: And how does he know you?
JIM: He's on the Bowling Team!
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?
The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! Smile


TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel?

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Today is Jim's death anniversary

Boss's Wife

Santa - sir ji aap apni wife ko party mein kyu nahi laate? Boss - woh gaon ki hai.. Santa - Oh sorry mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai :-)

Ambanis

Mukesh Ambani Asks Anil Ambani, "Can I kiss ur wife TINA? ?? ANIL Says, "40Ps/Min". ???? TINA Shouts from inside, "Don't cheat your brother at least! RELIANCE To RELIANCE is FREE.

Husband

husband puts a notice in front of his residence: FOR SALE Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ... with backup server called "Mother In Law" Happy Sunday.

Doctor's Funny Reply To Patient

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."