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One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog. Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times. The billionaire screamed at the killer, "Why did you do that?".  The killer answered, "Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to "Go kill that son-of-a-bitch"".


The billionaire hugged the killer & said .................. !!

"I don't know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.

 

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Theft

When her child’s towel was stolen during a school swimming trip, an irate parent demanded of the class teacher, “What kind of petty thieves are in class with my child?!”

“I’m sure it was taken accidentally,” said Teacher. “What does it look like?”

“It’s white,” said the parent. “And there's Holiday Inn written on it!”

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Generation Gap

A Lovely Warning

A Lovely Warning ..
 
A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his Wife with a warning:

“Darling, If you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print your AGE…So drive carefully…

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