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For Moms

A small kid asked his mom - Mom - how do you always know how to solve my problems ,??   
Mom replied .... well you know God makes us take an exam to be able to know and solve all your problems before we become mummy . Only when we pass the test we become Mom !!!
The kid gave a knowing smile and said - 'I understand... If you fail in the test you become Daddy' !! 

For all the moms in the group

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Women's Day

Did you know the history of Women's Day:
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March...
 
Women took 2 days to get ready. That's how it got postponed to 8th March!!! 
 
Men's Day was also planned...

But as usual, they forgot the date!!!

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Lazyness Rocks!

Boy : Mom, please give me a glass of water, 
Mom : You come and drink. 
Boy : Please mom. 
Mom : If you repeat, I'll slap you. 
Boy : When you come to slap me, bring the water.
 
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little Sameer

Little  Sameer was failing in maths. His parents tried  everything.
 
Tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning  centres, but nothing helped. As  a last resort, someone told them to try a Catholic  School .
 
 "Those nuns are tough" they said. 
 
Sameer was soon enrolled at St  Mary's. After  school on the very first day Sameer ran through the door and  straight to his room, without even kissing his mother hello. He  started studying furiously, books and papers spread all over  his room.
 
Right after dinner, he ran upstairs  without mentioning TV and hit the books harder than before.  His parents were  amazed.   This  behaviour continued for weeks, until report card day arrived.  Sameer quietly laid the 
envelope on the table and went to his  room. With great trepidation, his mother opened the  report. Sameer  has gotten an 'A' in maths! She ran  up  to  his room, threw her arms around him and asked, "Sameer, how  did this happen?   Was  it the nuns?".
 
 
"No" said Sameer. "On the first day of school  when I saw that man nailed to the plus sign, I knew they  weren't fooling around".
 
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Rahul Gandhi 1