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Very Logical

There was this auntie, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of going for her usual dance routine everyday.
Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?"
Auntie replied: "whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, daughter-in-law would always ask: "if your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?"
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, hence I am learning to swim myself!"
Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?"
Husband replied:"I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you."
Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what"
Husband replied: "Then you will surely die, for I can't swim , and my mom will definitely save me first."
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Womens Gym

Gift

A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in- laws for their good nature.
 
For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law & jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota corolla parked outside his house with note: From your Mother In Law.
 
 
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son in law & jumps in. He too saves her.  Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note : From your Mother In Law.
 
 
Next she goes for a walk by a river with the third son in law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.  Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note: 
 

from your Father In Law!

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Day Off

Office executive – Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?

Boss – Certainly not!

Office executive – Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.

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Ministry

A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed,Daughter-in-law:
 
"I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
my Son, I mean ur husband runs the Ministry of Demand n Supply and,
my daughter runs Planning & Developement Ministry
 
Now u tell me which Ministry would u like 2 run?"
 
Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile,
 

"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of OPPOSITION"

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