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Santa : "I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College."
Banta: "Oh. Thats great man. What is he studying?"

 


Santa : "No, he is not studying.....they are studying him

 

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Santa's complex passwd

Santa's  e-banking password was:
 
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"
 
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie....
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai...

 

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Choices Choices

Santa is served whiskey on a Flight.
The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too?
Priest: "I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips".
 
Santa returns the drink saying:"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"....
 
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MI

Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonite.
 
Banta: On cable or at theater?
 

Santa: Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans & she is going to try it !

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IIT exam

SANTA in IIT exam:
Question:

solve Sin x = 6n

SANTA cancelled "n" from both sides and
proved Six=6...


at the end he added a note:
Don't ask such silly Question.
Please maintain IIT exam standards...

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