Q : What is the difference between a Wife's arguments and a Knife?
Ans.: The knife has a point..
First complete your homework and studies, then go and play."
Just because of this one sentence India has lost thousands of Olympic golds!!
Similarity between doctor and student:.
Doctor after operation and student after exam give same answer..
"We tried our best, can't say anything now."
Rahul Gandhi calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Rahul Gandhi - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Rahul Gandhi - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - Now we know you are the Rahul Gandhi..