Lady at Motor Driving School*
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way... What will you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you will hit the brake first..
Wives and Knives
Q : What is the difference between a Wife's arguments and a Knife?
Ans.: The knife has a point..
judge : are u divorcing ur wife?
husband : we have major religious differences!
judge : what are those differences??
husband : she thinks she is a goddess, i don't!