Santa : "I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College."
Banta: "Oh. Thats great man. What is he studying?"
Santa : "No, he is not studying.....they are studying him
Santa's complex passwd
Santa's e-banking password was:
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie....
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai...
Santa is served whiskey on a Flight.
The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too?
Priest: "I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips".
Santa returns the drink saying:"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"....
Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonite.
Banta: On cable or at theater?
Santa: Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans & she is going to try it !
SANTA in IIT exam:
solve Sin x = 6n
SANTA cancelled "n" from both sides and
at the end he added a note:
Don't ask such silly Question.
Please maintain IIT exam standards...