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Experience

Interviewer to Santa - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai?

 
Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya, lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai..
 
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Password

Santa's e-banking password was:
 
"ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal"
 
Banta: Yaar! Why such a long password?
 
Santa: What to do, Bank insists that a passwd must have 5 characters and 1 capital in it.. Laughing
 
Banta: Oh, ok but then why Kejriwal ??
 

Santa: It also needs a  special character..

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Alia Bhatt goes to SBI

SBI Bank:

Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....


Alia bhatt:

Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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Mother and Son

Mother to Son: 
Who is Tipu Sultan?
 
Son : I don't know..
 
Mother : Pay attention to your studies..
 
Son to Mother : Who is Nina Aunty ?
 
Mother : I don't know..
 
Son : Pay attention to Daddy..

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Hehe..

Some good quotes

The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk fud:- "Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!"
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A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!

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