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Interviewer to Santa - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai?

Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya, lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience hai..
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Santa's e-banking password was:
Banta: Yaar! Why such a long password?
Santa: What to do, Bank insists that a passwd must have 5 characters and 1 capital in it.. Laughing
Banta: Oh, ok but then why Kejriwal ??

Santa: It also needs a  special character..


Alia Bhatt goes to SBI

SBI Bank:

Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....

Alia bhatt:

Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....


Mother and Son

Mother to Son: 
Who is Tipu Sultan?
Son : I don't know..
Mother : Pay attention to your studies..
Son to Mother : Who is Nina Aunty ?
Mother : I don't know..
Son : Pay attention to Daddy..

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Some good quotes

The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries n all junk fud:- "Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!"
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A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!