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Letter to Bill Gates

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter?? from Mr. Banta.
Bill Gates,
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.Yell
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.Laughing
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.Yell
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items?Laughing
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
I do not want my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"
Banta .
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Santa and his Son

Teacher to Santa: Your son has failed See his report.
SSt. - 17

Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai ?

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Fishing Trip

Man on phone: Honey I've been asked to go fishing  with my boss for 2 days...30- 31st.  This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So, could you please pack enough clothes for 2 days, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas !
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said
The husband came home on 1st jan even a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught any fish ?
He said "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas ?"
You'll love the answer..!!
She says,
"I did.. They're in your fishing box!!!!!!!!

Game over..

Tongue OutCryEmbarassedYell

Balance Sheet

Wife asks : "Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side? "
Husband reply : "According to profit and loss statement a/c 
All income is on right side and expenses are in left side".....

Cheating Husband

Woman to a Swami:

"Swamiji,  I think my husband has been cheating on me.... I have doubt on one woman.... what to do?"
Take your husband to that woman's  doorstep...and see if his wifi connects automatically.

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