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Traffic ticket

"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."
 
 
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 Santa:
Before I could explain this to the Traffic Cop,

 paagal ne challan kaat diya....!!

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Hindu Law

Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?
Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence"

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Mom,Son and GF

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar.

You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Kumar said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar.

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow…

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Restaurant

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
 
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
 
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe Taala laga hua tha.
 
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai
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Santa and Cop

A cop stops  drunk Santa and asks 'how high are you?'


Santa replies: That is wrong english. You should ask 'Hi how are you?

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