Foreigner - which is the most popular adventure sport in India?
Indian - *Arranged Marriage*
MASTER PIECE COMEDY
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
He had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more kid"
Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins..
3 in 1
A lawyer was asked: What is your opinion on Ramayana and Mahabharat?'
"One is a Kidnapping case and the other is a Land dispute case"
Angry Boss: Why are you late for office today?
Employee: Sir, my BMW did not come today...
Boss, shocked: You come to office on a BMW????
Employee: No sir. BMW matlab Bartan Maanjne Wali..
Photographer : say cheese
South delhi girl : can i say oats ?? I am dieting
And this is how *Pouts* was invented..