A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ? NURSE : Power Cuts! BABY : Ohhh teri...Phir se India mein paida ho gaya